For the days when you are fresh out of patience… there’s always this.

This jar is filled with the only thing you definitely don’t have left:
A F*ck or a Sh*t.
So now, when someone asks if you’ve got any to spare, you can just gesture to the jar.

Handmade, hilarious, and absolutely the perfect desk accessory for work, home offices, classrooms, coworking spaces, or anywhere you need people to understand the vibe.

Store it where you can track your inventory of f*cks or sh*ts and determine whether anyone deserves one.  Spoiler: probably not.

Each jar includes:

• A glass jar (fits perfectly on your desk)
• A laser-engraved tag that says exactly what’s inside
• And your very last f*ck or sh*t to give (or not to give)

Put it on your desk.
Gift it to your work bestie.
Give one to your sister who’s one meeting away from snapping.

It’s a whole mood.

🪵 / 🔥 Materials

• Glass jar, clean, simple, shelf-worthy
• Engraved tag (wood) with twine or keyring loop
• Inside, your choice of a F*ck or a Sh*t laser cut out of wood or acrylic

🎁 Perfect For

• Coworkers
• Bosses (the cool ones)
• Teachers
• Exhausted moms
• That friend who is done.  Just… done.
• Stocking stuffers + white elephant that actually gets stolen repeatedly

🧼 Care

Wipe jar with soft cloth.
Do not attempt to refill your emotional capacity with more f*cks.
That’s not how this works.

🚚 Processing & Shipping

Made to order
Ships in 3–5 business days