For the days when you are fresh out of patience… there’s always this.
These jars are filled with the only things you definitely don’t have left:
Sh*ts and F*cks.
So now — when someone asks if you’ve got any to spare — you can just gesture to the jar.
Handmade, hilarious, and absolutely the perfect desk accessory for work, home offices, classrooms, coworking spaces, or anywhere you need people to understand the vibe.
Store it where you can track your inventory of sh*ts or f*cks and determine whether anyone deserves one. Spoiler: probably not.
Each order includes:
- A glass jar (fits perfectly on your desk)
- A laser-engraved tag that says exactly what’s inside
- And a mix of either wooden and/or acrylic, sh*ts or f*ck to give (or not to give)
Put it on your desk.
Gift it to your work bestie.
Give one to your sister who’s one meeting away from snapping.
It’s a whole mood.
🪵 / 🔥 Materials
- Glass jar, clean, simple, shelf-worthy
- Engraved tag (wood) with twine
- Inside, Sh*ts or F*cks laser cut wooden or acrylic words
🎁 Perfect For
- Coworkers
- Bosses (the cool ones)
- Teachers
- Exhausted moms
- That friend who is done. Just… done.
- Stocking stuffers + white elephant that actually gets stolen repeatedly
🧼 Care
Wipe jar with soft cloth.
Do not attempt to refill your emotional capacity with more f*cks.
That’s not how this works.
🚚 Processing & Shipping
Made to order
Ships in 3–5 business days